Sunday, January 19, 2014

the wonderful flaws of the human race

so as many people know i am an anti social person, and i bet you, are also socially awkward in public as me.  so i made this blog to help people communicate to other humans, however becausei have trouble doing that myself, today's blogpost is going to list all the flaws of our species, because complaining is what I do best (or so my mother says)

so number one on this list is people who can eat however much food they want and not gain weight.  i don't understand why people like that even exist, oh yea its to rub it in my face.  even if i were to not eat anything for a whole day i would gain wait.  but the reality of this statement is that after four hours of that diet shit i'm just like screw this and i clear out the fridge.

next on this long list is people who walk super slow *rips out hair violently*  i literally cannot deal with these people.  and being the awkward person i am i just slow walk behind them, while a normal person would just tell them to go faster or i don't know walk around them?  but not me, like can you not see me walking, jesus, go faster peasant

the third thing on this list is those crazy athletic people who can like run 20 miles without stopping, me on the other hand gets winded from running up stairs.  along with this is people who feel less stressed out after running, like no thats fucked up if i even think about running i get stressed out.  if i was a coral i would be dead because when coral gets stressed they die *fun fact of the day*

last but not least is the beautiful teenagers that get drunk and "shit-faced" every weekend.  high-five to all the socially awkward people who stay home, avoid contact with the human race and run into poles. so to all you people out there, stay weird and try not to pretend to text in public to avoid talking to people. (you know who you are)

sincerely,

the anon



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